Hair Goals

I like the way you can curl hair around stuff. One day I would like to use my hair as a tote bag to carry assorted vegetables. That's the dream.

I also strongly enjoy the idea of having enough hair to be nude in public without technically breaking any indecency laws. Just seems like a good idea. A back up plan for some kind of unexpected naked disaster.

Incidentally, "Unexpected Naked Disaster" is going to be the name of my new band.


Thank you so much for your comments, especially if they include limericks about skeletons.