"What were you doing last night?" "Drawing on my face."

The quickest and easiest makeover can be achieved with some felt tips. Much like the characters in 90s post-apocalyptic teen gang show The Tribe (arguably Channel 5's best output), I have put a load of mess on my face which allows me to be clearly identified as part of a group. In this case the group is "people who turn custard creams blue when eating them" and I am its only member.

Here's an elbow bruise I have
Elbow is quite a nice word and quite a nice thing. I like elbows. I would like to take pictures of everyone's elbows.

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